The subtitle of the fifth—fifth!—Pirates of the Caribbean movie is Dead Men Tell No Tales and, y’know, they really shouldn’t, because they suck. Continue reading
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Doug Reviews: Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)
Director James Bobin takes over from Tim Burton with Disney’s Alice Through the Looking Glass. The film has sumptuous visuals, but was it really necessary? I’ve never seen 2010’s Alice in Wonderland, and even I can answer that question. Continue reading
Doug Reviews: Black Mass
Director Scott Cooper’s Black Mass tells the unbelievably true story of Boston mobster James “Whitey” Bulger. It features great performances from its cast, but is the film, as a whole, sound? Continue reading
Doug Reviews: Mortdecai
CHARLIE MORTDECAI HAS A SILLY MUSTACHE. OH MY WORD! Continue reading
